— jump ahead to 3:50 for the 100% true story —
An open letter to my beautiful wife, Julie.
I love you, but what were you thinking? I know we hadn’t been dating very long at the time, but how in the world did you not think I would find your candy stash there?! That was without a doubt the worst possible hiding spot! Of course it was the first place I’d look… just not for candy! C’mon, baby girl!
We’ll still be laughing about this in 50 years 🙂